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that would be a good idea. we all should. being outside and getting some fresh air means we can all think on what to do next. and bring snacks, for the brain food.

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It's not exactly outside, but it feels like it. I decided to start at the top of this place and work down.

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looks close enough. maybe the stuff there won't be like the drinks. starting from the top is smart. maybe i should start from the bottom seeing as i'm down here anyway.

1/2

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We could try to meet in the middle.

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NEVERMIND DO NOT COME UP HERE I THINK I ALMOST DIED.

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are they shooting that bird????

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THAT'S THE BIRD MAKING THAT SOUND AND NOW IT'S FOLLOWING ME.

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it. makes. that. noise????

i'll go get sanji. he'll know what to do with it.

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DIDN'T I JUST SAY DON'T COME UP HERE?

He's going to cook it.

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isn't that what they're there for? cooking?

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I don't think you're supposed to cook the ones up here.

Look can you come get me. I'm a little... Cornered.

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you got to make yourself look bigger than them. that way they'll know you're the boss and will leave you alone.

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What if they know I'm the boss already and they're waiting for orders?

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try giving them orders then? or wave your arms at them and come down. works with the birds that deliver post.

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I think I'm going to stay up here a little bit longer...

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i know you said don't come up but do you want me to come up?

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You promise not to wreck the place?

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i can't make a promise i'd have to break if those birds do pick a fight.

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Okay fine. I don't want to sleep in a tree.

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why are you in a tree? birds can fly. they're the ones that sleep in trees.

said you're on the roof?

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They haven't tried to fly yet. They're just down there...Staring.

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i'll be there soon. maybe they're hungry?

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Please stop sounding like you're coming to offer yourself as a bird snack. I need you as not a snack.

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no but now you mention it i might have something in my pockets for them.

or there may be a fight.

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You can't give your pocket chicken to birds, that's like, cannibalism or something.